Things are gonna get a little bit jazzy...
Jelly Cleaver - self-description is a form of self-deception Check it: https://soundcloud.com/jelly-cleaver
Quinn Oulton - genuinely very good at the saxophone Check it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOeJ1D2f10Y
Mermaid Chunky - it's everyone's favourite mermaids, man that sure is some mind altering music they have in the sea Check it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_n7QB93Y-M
Source: Windmill Brixton website